Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 4

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sort the comments by new on the GTA 6 trailer to really see just how much the culture war has rotted people's brains

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My morning cashier would’ve been real popular in the Miami clubbing scene in the 80s if you catch my drift

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the GOP frontrunner for governor in my state is a black woman so it's safe to say most of them just won't show up next time

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(And yes, also just a guy that lost control and smashed into a transformer)

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Car explodes next to my store. Now I’m here dealing with a power outage instead of at home eating turkey.

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Car explodes at US-Canada border. All major media reports that it was a Palestinian terrorist. FBI investigates. No explosives, no terrorists, not even a Palestinian guy, just some dude that lost control of his car and burst into flames on impact. Only text retractions on the original articles, no on-air retractions. Love the media in this country.

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I’ve been carrying foreign currency in my wallet for a bit too long but you have to actually go to the airport to exchange it so it stays with me

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Grimey’s talking about cancel culture now

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this guy in Burger King who looks like Frank Grimes keeps talking about how dangerous Mexico is “now”

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That means stop bugging me, TOM

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Listen, I don’t *like* that Republicans control the state government, but as long as they do, Virginia is still a right to work state which means I’m gonna keep refusing to give the union money for being in cahoots with the company anyway.

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Like a Dragon Gaiden beat at ~40 hrs. Somebody just let Kiryu go see his grapeing kids already.

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I’m about to be the only member of my family left in Virginia so I’d been looking into finally making the move to LA. Then I saw that an interstate over there had to close indefinitely because the ground caught on fire and all ten lanes were unusable. California is really trying its best to seem unlivable.

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still only on chapter 2. I got distracted.

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I know it’s because it takes place during YLAD, but it sure is convenient that they just don’t have to talk about COVID because it’s still 2019 in universe

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Like A Dragon Gaiden is such a blast, this is Yakuza action combat at its best

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Oh boy I sure do love voting

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there’s this one photo of Kiryu’s kids from Yakuza 3 that kept getting reused in 4, 5, and 6 and that same photo shows up again in the new game, 2009 PS3 graphics and all. “I was a different person back then” indeed.

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Just as a frame of reference, one or more branches of the state government has changed hands in 2021, 2019, 2015, 2013, and 2011, and that’s just in the last decade. 2017 was the only election where the status quo was upheld.

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It’s honestly a miracle anything gets done in this state when the government changes hands every two years and neither party wants to work with the other one on anything

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if democrats flip the va house next week will Glenn Youngkin finally stop doing media interviews where he tiptoes around running for president or am I just stuck with his annoying voice

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Side note: I’ve been playing Like A Dragon Ishin! since it DID get added to GamePass. It’s ok. Picture Yakuza 0 but you have a sword and a gun. Now picture none of the characters are nearly as likable as they were in the mainline series. It’s fun. But I definitely wouldn’t have paid $60 for it.

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…maybe she was just trying to rob us actually, somebody had already given her an alarm code before we figured it out.

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…I also don’t have access to the payroll so her pay wouldn’t have changed regardless.