Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 5

  1. in case anyone is wondering how Trump’s military parade is going: there were actively more people in DC when I was there yesterday than there are tonight.

    about a year ago from web in context
  2. needed to do a last minute safety inspection of my car (no good reason, I just straight up forgot) and while looking into wait times I saw that the state has laws against pulling people over for expired stickers less than four months out.

    They should not have told me that.

    about a year ago from web
  3. I gotta say… every time I see an F-150 in DC I gotta ask wtf these dudes are doing

    about a year ago from web in context
  4. I suppose with that remake on the way now would be a good time to make the Persona 4 short i wrote months ago but i actually hate the script now so I don’t wanna

    about a year ago from web
  5. The pharmacist keeps telling me she gave an android device to “the lady with the jihad”. I think she’s trying to say “hijab”.

    about a year ago from web in context
  6. navigating the leasing website for my new apartment is more painful than childbirth

    about a year ago from web in context
  7. @adiwan I think this is just E-rated Like A Dragon

    about a year ago from web in context
  8. I hear Kanye’s playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s Passion sequel.

    about a year ago from web
  9. I own the least profitable company in the entire state (as in it does not profit at all and in fact bleeds money) which is great for taxes but not great for convincing people you know what you’re doing

    about a year ago from web in context
  10. The Simpsons still does episodes where Ned is emo about his dead wife even though I’m pretty sure most current casual viewers have never seen an episode where either of his dead wives appears.

    about a year ago from web
  11. @nerthos and what was he doing there then? http://rainbowdash.net/url/876713

    about a year ago from web in context
  12. I learned recently that I have near identical political views to Daniel Tosh. If I said this fourteen years ago you guys would’ve dog piled me on Skype.

    about a year ago from web in context
  13. Also I can verifiably say I was one of the pope’s first six thousand followers on Twitter, this should make me eligible to be a bishop

    about a year ago from web in context
  14. There is nothing inherently funny about the new pope being from Chicago, so why did I start cracking up when I read it

    about a year ago from web
  15. I know this is going to come off like some lame joke, but today I watched White House security wave in two 20-somethings in suits riding Razer scooters into the drive

    about a year ago from web in context
  16. I started properly dieting instead of half-assing. This kiwi SUCKS!!!!

    about a year ago from web
  17. 18 naked cowboys filing for bankruptcy because tariffs are hurting small businesses
    Ram ranch is under foreclosure

    about a year ago from web in context
  18. the day Adobe kills the SWF format altogether I am kiwied, everything I do now is layers upon layers of SWFs composited together and I don’t know if I’m capable of learning new ways

    about a year ago from web
  19. @adiwan I’ve received offers from Manscaped before and had to go “really man? You think cartoon viewers wanna hear about me shaving my junk?”

    about a year ago from web in context
  20. always feels good when your background check comes back and says “not a sex offender”. gonna put that on my resume.

    about a year ago from web in context
  21. getting a second job to fund my addiction to Red Bull. 2007 is BACK

    about a year ago from web
  22. right wing grifting is too hard man, you gotta get up on time and sit in front of a microphone for two hours each business day to record a podcast where you just read outrageous headlines on your smartphone and that is just too much work

    about a year ago from web in context
  23. I need to get in on a right wing grift man. I am choosing to be poor over here.

    about a year ago from web
  24. I’m relatively isolated from internet drama these days but when the current Drama involves my MCN while I’m working with them to get my channel back in shape that annoys me just a bit. everybody around me please behave

    about a year ago from web
  25. i only upgrade my phone if i can do it in such a way that it would be free or if my old phone gets so old it's cumbersome to use. what this means is every time i get a new phone i'm amazed by features that were actually added three models ago. did you guys hear about this "Siri" thing? crazy

    about a year ago from web
  26. @scribus western Maryland and the Baltimore-DC area may well be in two different parts of the country if I’m being honest.

    about a year ago from web in context
  27. @scribus one time I was driving around Holland with a friend and his local friend. I commented on how flat everything was. Dutch dude mentions that we’re technically below sea level, then looks at me and goes, “Netherlands means ‘lower countries’”. I go, “but we’re in the north”. Nobody found it quite as funny as I did.

    about a year ago from web in context
  28. The Minecraft movie is not good, but I laughed a lot

    about a year ago from web in context
  29. anyway anyone up for London broil and Vermont cheddar?

    about a year ago from web
  30. at 27 years old it has occurred to me that I don’t HAVE to make boring sandwiches, I can just choose to buy something more interesting at the deli instead of the Potato Knishes I normally get

    about a year ago from web in context