Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 45

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idea i had for a vanity card, had to sketch it out really quickly before i went to bed http://rainbowdash.net/url/876070

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I think it’s time to revisit this idea http://rainbowdash.net/url/876064

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Ivan Reitman :(

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instead of sleeping I spent over an hour talking to a gay furry Finnish Trump supporter about my absurdly unhealthy obsession with Richard Nixon

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on one hand using AI to replicate actors’ and musicians’ voices is like really weird and shady and isn’t going to end well, but on the other hand, as an internet creator, it seems like a golden opportunity to parody movies that get popular artists to perform marginally related songs for the soundtracks by performing some stupid, tongue-in-cheek blockbuster-style song about Undertale and then using AI to replace my voice with Eminem or something like that.

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Trey Parker needs to get his audio situation FIGURED OUT man, he's been recording from home for two years and every episode of South Park still has some kind of issue where his characters sound really, really off.

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just tried to figure out who voiced Morshu in the Zelda CDi because I wanted to try to hire him as a guest voice for an episode of Swole Foods. Learned that he sadly passed away last year. :/

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I spend so much time complaining about national politicians that I don’t have as much time to profess my belief that literally the entire city council, including the mayor, is comprised of Bond supervillains and every time I hear from them it’s about something cartoonishly evil they’ve done.

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(In retrospect, Trump’s first impeachment seems like a pretty big overreaction compared to… to all that stuff that happened afterwards)

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I seem to recall saying that impeachment was on a twenty-five year cycle (Trump’s first impeachment was 22 years after Clinton’s impeachment, which was 25 years after the attempted, but ultimately unnecessary impeachment proceedings against Nixon) but now I’m starting to think impeachment’s just gonna be something that happens every couple of years when the president’s party loses congress

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One of my cashiers is lesbian…. With her cousin…. Come on now.

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Neat COVID-detection life hack: bite your own lip to see if you can still taste blood

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Start with something super unbelievable, that way the stuff that’s only mildly unbelievable is pretty believable in comparison.

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Welp, the “my employee is a neo-Nazi” situation has very rapidly escalated into “we now have to have security on-site during business hours until further notice”

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Being right isn’t very fun. Would have much preferred it if everyone thought I was overreacting every time I talked grape on this guy.

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Glenn Youngkin’s first approval poll is out and only 44% of voters approve of him. Gee, who could have seen that coming

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hitler would not have been your friend bro

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AHHH ONE OF MY SPECIAL NEEDS EMPLOYEES IS ALSO A NEO-NAZI WHAT DO I DO

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I am driving my car to and from work two miles down the road, and once a month I make a round trip to Richmond, I’m not racing at batcavein Talladega, just give me the one that works.

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I have to replace all four of my tires and I’m choosing to blame Governor Youngkin for not immediately abolishing the state inspection process like he probably said he would.

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i'm not a big fan of anime, i mostly think it's a bunch of vapid garbage, but today a friend introduced me to high school dxd, which i would say i can't believe got aired on tv on account of the fact that it's basically softcore pornography, but then i remember that softcore pornography accounts for about 99% of tv nowadays, it's probably tamer than euphoria or sex education or whatever the FrankerZ they're airing on Paramount+, the difference between this show and all of those other ones is that the English dub bets all of its chips on snappy comedy and cool fight scenes instead of giving me a melodramatic plot line about Zendaya getting her third abortion. there's a scene in one episode where a character's nipples turn into a gun like an Austin Powers gag. it's unreal how much this show made me laugh. more funny english dubs please.

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Those new electric Hyundais sound like Japanese Zeroes

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This is what really ticks me off, people were told over and over again before the election that he was gonna do some radical bs, then people said we were being over-dramatic and elected him, and then he got into office and now he’s doing everything we said he would and a bunch of well-off suburban whites suddenly are on twitter saying he’s the worst Governor we ever had. Didn’t we just go through that exact thing with Trump? What percentage of Americans has dementia? Because in Virginia, it seems to be 50.6%.

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Oh wow Virginians are mad that Glenn Youngkin wasn’t entirely truthful about what kind of agenda he’d push? Gee I wonder who saw that coming two hundred miles away