Notices by Matt (zeldatra), page 36

  1. In the days after the 2020 election and leading up to Biden’s inauguration I would make a daily visit to r/TheDonald because the apple they would say re:Here’s How Trump Can Still Win etc. were so outlandishly desperate and hilarious to read, and after four years of seeing that asmango on the news every day it was really cathartic, and one big thing I noticed was people calling for a Capitol raid in the days leading up to 1/6, and then when it happened for real nearly every single one got up on there and was like “antifa, the FBI did it, it was a false flag” and the few people who didn’t get the memo and celebrated the violence were “outed” as FBI plants. Because the FBI cares THAT much about making a subreddit of blowhard Potato Knishess look bad.

    Saturday, 13-Aug-22 16:27:28 UTC from web
  2. @scribus nothing better than a guy calling for actual violence in the streets, then when someone goes and does it he’s like “that’s an FBI plant bro”

    Saturday, 13-Aug-22 16:22:51 UTC from web in context
  3. Espionage Act trending with: Shrek 5

    Friday, 12-Aug-22 21:55:41 UTC from web
  4. I am so Potato Knishesing glad Trump supporters are so goddamn dumb. Guy attacks an FBI field office in Ohio, and his grand master plan to get through the bullet proof glass is to use… a nail gun. I mean hey, it says “bullet proof”, not “nail proof”.

    Friday, 12-Aug-22 15:42:46 UTC from web in context
  5. @scribus This is true, I did have to pay my girlfriend at first. I mean, this was before we dated, and also she ran a cash register in my store at the time, but like, that’s just a couple of degrees away.

    Friday, 12-Aug-22 04:33:15 UTC from web in context
  6. Just spoke to my girlfriend, she says if I’m really good at my eye appointment I can have pick ONE MOZU doll to have and use on the weekends after I’ve finished my homework.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-22 16:15:00 UTC from web
  7. my girlfriend doesn’t want me visiting these naughty sex doll sites

    Thursday, 11-Aug-22 13:41:36 UTC from web
  8. Just spoke to a very nice man who enlightened me on the absolutely batFluffle Puff insane conspiracies he believes in

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-22 18:10:54 UTC from web
  9. @scribus he doesn’t know how to use Finder so he just navigates to the website he downloaded it on every time

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-22 06:16:24 UTC from web in context
  10. Federal officials are reporting that over 300 pirated copies of the Disney-Pixar film Cars 2 were found on President Trump’s personal computer. The password was “EricDonIvanka123”.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-22 18:25:12 UTC from web in context
  11. You gotta admit, getting raided by the FBI the day after your spokesman declares that flushing classified documents down the toilet is totally cool and normal is a LITTLE funny!

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-22 13:21:50 UTC from web
  12. Nixon’s had worse days, I’m sure.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-22 13:08:19 UTC from web in context
  13. Stuck in traffic. Nothing’s moving. Directly ahead of me is a Metro bus. On the back: “It doesn’t get more DC than this”. I think he might be onto something.

    Saturday, 06-Aug-22 14:43:13 UTC from web
  14. Literally as the store manager is telling me about how he’s never had a power outage at this store… total power failure.

    Friday, 05-Aug-22 21:30:29 UTC from web
  15. This is the second time Ann Coulter has advocated for the removal of voting rights from women after an election in Kansas. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?

    Thursday, 04-Aug-22 18:14:19 UTC from web
  16. @scribus I’m sure it’s eyeroll-inducing when I talk about how I think The Simpsons looked better before the switch to HD but this is basically exactly why. The new studio is better about it than Film Roman was but the crispness of the art drew a lot of attention to the crudeness of the character designs and made the whole product look a lot worse. The brighter colors are headache inducing. The improved readability of small movements means characters aren’t moving much at all. And now that things are going into 4K that’s all probably gonna get a lot worse. There are gonna be a thousand individually animated objects in a single frame just to prove it can be done. It’s gonna be visual overstimulation like you wouldn’t believe.

    Thursday, 04-Aug-22 06:24:06 UTC from web in context
  17. All those MTV cartoons in the late 90s/early 2000s had the right idea, animating with thick outlines is way easier than thin ones. Daria should be the gold standard.

    Wednesday, 03-Aug-22 15:19:39 UTC from web in context
  18. Chantilly Virginia was previously a town I had only heard about but never visited. It is now the town I drive through on my way to work because the toll road around Falls Church is too expensive.

    Wednesday, 03-Aug-22 01:38:37 UTC from web
  19. Linda Ellerbee once said that in television you’re not supposed to sound like you’re from anywhere, but I think that’s BS, so next time I’m doing a Cajun accent.

    Tuesday, 02-Aug-22 18:08:18 UTC from web in context
  20. I hide my southern accent when acting to avoid having to explain why characters who live on the west coast talk like they have a confederate flag on their Ford pickup and I’ve only just today learned that the generic, region-ambiguous accent I’m doing when I do that is called “broadcast English”. Fitting.

    Tuesday, 02-Aug-22 18:02:50 UTC from web in context
  21. I think Mattimation’s first onscreen kiss, completely by accident, is gonna be a male-on-male kiss. I’d like to see the CCP edit THIS out

    Tuesday, 02-Aug-22 04:26:47 UTC from web
  22. Like the rest of his platform wasn’t stuff Hitler would’ve said, it’s stuff Hitler would’ve said in a wartime Donald Duck cartoon

    Tuesday, 02-Aug-22 04:24:20 UTC from web
  23. @scribus I’ve never been a single issue voter but I got real close in 2021 when a Republican (“independent” but only because the word “Republican” is a four-letter word in my district) candidate for local office promised to introduce legislation regulating the amount and cost of toll booths on the greenway, if the rest of his platform wasn’t so cartoonishly evil I might’ve been willing to cross over just for that.

    Tuesday, 02-Aug-22 04:23:09 UTC from web in context
  24. @scribus It’s those goddamn Australians, I tell ya hwat, they bought the road and put seven million toll booths on it. These are some of the cheaper ones. There’s a variable-rate booth coming out of DC, right near where I went to community college, that has charged me anywhere from just a dollar to $10 depending on the time and day.

    Monday, 01-Aug-22 17:48:41 UTC from web in context
  25. It should be illegal to put two toll booths on one road a mile apart from each other http://rainbowdash.net/url/876176

    Monday, 01-Aug-22 15:44:55 UTC from web in context
  26. it costs $5 to drive to work now, so I’ve decided to become a racist

    Monday, 01-Aug-22 14:57:19 UTC from web
  27. @scribus I dunno what’s more embarrassing: Believing Democrats have concocted an evil scheme to make everyone’s lives worse by using reverse psychology to get Republicans voting against things Republicans want, or watching Republicans fall for the reverse psychology mind games and still deciding to vote for them.

    Sunday, 31-Jul-22 23:36:40 UTC from web in context
  28. Big fan of the conspiracy theory that Democrats are only pushing for popular, bipartisan legislation because they know Republicans will reflexively vote against it and make themselves look bad, and that actually they’re the ones who are against it.

    Sunday, 31-Jul-22 19:13:37 UTC from web in context
  29. Judging by those prices, Trump Burger is a massive grift. $11 for an 8oz burger and drinks are SEPARATE?? That’s a scam.

    Saturday, 30-Jul-22 23:51:40 UTC from web in context
  30. And also everyone starts out pansexual so you have to manually change every single family in-game if you want the feature to be even remotely in play.

    Saturday, 30-Jul-22 22:32:41 UTC from web