Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 49
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http://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/pakistan/bomb-explodes-inside-atc-in-karachi/
How does a grenade work?
Like that!Wednesday, 13-Apr-16 00:34:46 UTC from web -
So apparently there was a third Ace Ventura movie
I didn't have have Jim Carrey, it had "Ace Ventura Jr." aka Ace Ventura's son
so basically The Son of the Mask
and it apparently was equally as cherryTuesday, 12-Apr-16 21:27:37 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation dude, appleing love TomSka's stuff way to go
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someone just asked the teacher if it was normal that her program crashes every 10 minutes
>this is a programing class
>for 2nd year students
>this is my lifeTuesday, 12-Apr-16 09:54:25 UTC from web -
So last month there was a ""Secret" Party" announced in my school, (as in posters, facebook groups and many other mediums), I chose not to go because the group behind the whole thing are a group of "hippity - hoppity" "singers" whose only song theme are getting laid and "the club" (truly the voice of the people), anyway I proceeded to trash talk the whole think because not only was their concept of "secret" pathetic, their response to being told so was hilarious.
So the "party" was yesterday and surprise surprise it was on the most well known night club in the whole town
>SUCH SECRET
>MUCH WOWTuesday, 12-Apr-16 08:17:10 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin senpai, it's not like I vant to suck your vlood, baka!
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@thelastgherkin Senpai, it's not like I vant to suck your vlood or anything, baka
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@welcomepony NO!
Bad welcome bot!
Don't greet the trollMonday, 11-Apr-16 06:05:36 UTC from web -
@narwhal ok, but seriously wtf
You can level farming and foraging by planting and picking up stuff
you can level mining and combat by going to the dungeon/mine
and all these are done without any mini-games
but for some reason fishing, an activity you NEED to complete the game, HAS A MINI GAME
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I find it interesting, yet sad, that Monty Python's Sex-ed sketch is still one of the best way to teach foreplay to kids
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@yodelerty you had me at Tor, kuz I thought you were going to say Tortoise.
then you said illa, and just like that, you've lost me forever -
@thelastgherkin we know about Canada
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in other news if someone else sends me a link on Facebook about "solar panel roads" I am going to start publicly shaming people.
They don't work, they will never work, it's a scam, learn science ffsSunday, 10-Apr-16 11:43:06 UTC from web -
@mushi yeah, but that show was constantly looking like that
the new AT episode looks like the writers ran out of ideas and just decided to take acid -
man, the new episode of Adventure Time is trippy as banana
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@mrmattimation ... indecent exposure
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@mrmattimation ... I want this song
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guys, have some lulz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk
Friday, 08-Apr-16 07:27:40 UTC from web -
@narwhal bah, kids these days, back in my time our witches had wings, and green haired ghosts were the Potato Knishes
nowadays it's all Loli frogs and FrankerZing Laser crows -
@colfax I'm afraid I have neither the hair, nor the skull for a fez
but I do admit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obnblNruPiU they are pretty damn cool
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@lvbot
>Unaccompanied Cello Suite No.1 by Bach - interpreted by Yo-Yo Ma Playing
>Sitting in a sofa chair
>Pipe and fancy robe
>Monocle on
*coff coff*
KNICKERS
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@mushi ... I find this weirdly sexual
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@mrmattimation oh man, I love animating executions
"why did the chicken cross the road?
Kuz his got chopped off"
"I tried to be an executioner, but I dropped out, guess I just couldn't get the hang of it"
"But hey, you know what they say about hangings, they always keep you in the loop" -
@mushi you should see the abridged version, it is equally silly
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@firestormdangerdash theres an old tale of a man who conned another man with a chess board, by asking to be paid in grains of rice, he's get 1 grain on sq 1, 2 on the 2nd 4 on the 3rd 8 on the 4th, and so on, and the guy accepted, but if you do the math, you realize that at the end of it all, you get 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 grains of rice.
so once I proposed to pay a kid I was babysitting at the time in by paying him in like that "one coin on the 1st square, 2 on the second and so forth" if he cleaned his room
but the way it is said like that doesn't increase exponentially, it increases only by ONCE CENT PER SQUARE
so on a standard 64 sq board that equals 127 cents -
http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4071
No joke, I've done this to someone
that person got SOOO Potato Knishesed
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@mushi or that aliens are basic kiwies when it comes to math, and they should get on our level
