Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 50

  1. @why You're thinking of Babylonian numerals, also most numerical systems were, as we now call it, "impure base 10" meaning that they used a symbol for ten and none for zero
    furthermore while it is normal for humans to use base-10 most languages show signs of their people using other bases, per example the Gauls (now French) used a base 20 numeral, which is why their word for 80 is "Quatre-vingt" literally "four twenties"
    a native American tribe original to California used a base 8, because funnily enought they didn't use their fingers to count, they used the space BETWEEN their fingers
    more on the subject here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positional_notation#Other_bases_in_human_language

    Tuesday, 05-Apr-16 22:15:09 UTC from web in context
  2. ... so my face got freckles today, that was weird
    never happened before
    my fiancee is a redhead, so I'm wondering
    am I catching the "ginger"?

    Tuesday, 05-Apr-16 21:50:44 UTC from web
  3. So, just saw the 1st episode of Space Patrol Luluco
    banana's Trigger as mango
    It's basically what you would get when you cross Inferno Cop and Little Witch Academia
    Trigger
    as
    Fluffle Puff

    Monday, 04-Apr-16 05:04:11 UTC from web
  4. @yodelerty got the mesopotamian king?

    Monday, 04-Apr-16 03:44:57 UTC from web in context
  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FjYXY9rwDg
    That moment in life where Filthy Frank and HowToBasic team up

    Monday, 04-Apr-16 02:58:40 UTC from web in context
  6. Why do people wear expensive clothes?
    They are just gonna end up farting in them anyway

    Monday, 04-Apr-16 01:15:34 UTC from web in context
  7. @zennx this, btw, is my opinion of all the "classical musician" types out there, you think you're so bananaing fancy
    You're not, yours is the ass of a cover artist, and cover artists are a dime-a-dozen on youtube
    Good day sir.

    Sunday, 03-Apr-16 01:33:24 UTC from web in context
  8. conversation I had today:
    ~Dude, I don't give 2 papayas if you've been auditioning for the last 3 years, they don't make original music, they don't even make original covers, they are just trying to copy the original thing, they are hacks!
    -But it's the London philharmonic orchestra
    ~They are a nothing but a formal attire COVER BAND!

    Sunday, 03-Apr-16 01:31:03 UTC from web in context
  9. who wants to see a kid face-plant while wearing a VR gear
    http://imgur.com/oLosG26

    Saturday, 02-Apr-16 23:54:32 UTC from web
  10. @metaltao You think your cognitive dissonance is bad, I have a Superiority Complex, and because KNOW I have it, when I notice I act upon it I triggers an inferiority complex.
    and I SWEAR TO DAGON my Psychiatrist is trying to play diagnostic bingo on me

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 23:14:35 UTC from web in context
  11. @redenchilada why are you buying warranties for other people?
    other people are appleing retarded

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 22:57:49 UTC from web in context
  12. @metaltao also teeth and fingers...
    Fun fact: the gene that controls the number of teeth and fingers on the early stages of fetal development is SHH -Sonic HedgeHog;
    Sonic HedgeHog can also be responsible for grave mutations to the brain (like it not having 2 hemispheres)

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 22:51:07 UTC from web in context
  13. the amount of seasoned cooks I know that are terrified of cooking scallops is amazing.
    sure the timing takes a couple of times to get right, but you only need to follow 2 rules to not kiwi it up:
    1- the pan must be searing hot before you put the mollusc into it
    2- NEVER LIFT THE PAN

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 22:39:02 UTC from web
  14. @metaltao if you get one of those amazon buttons for plush condoms you'll be fine

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 22:02:17 UTC from web in context
  15. @metaltao I have bed sheets made of plush, I don't recommend
    I totally flowers for Algernon'd my sense of touch after sleeping on that thing
    everything I now touch that isn't plush is now unending torture

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:57:28 UTC from web in context
  16. @mushi dude, NSFW

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:53:46 UTC from web in context
  17. @metaltao no one ever means that Heisenberg, unless the sentence is clearly prefaced with "so on that one episode of Breaking Bad..."

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:53:34 UTC from web in context
  18. @metaltao heisenberg's uncertainty principle: it proves that there's a limit to the knowledge of a particle's complementary variables: position and momentum;
    you can estimately know both, approximately know one and barely know the other or EXACTLY know one, and have no idea on the other.
    so basically the more you know of one the less you know of the other

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:51:18 UTC from web in context
  19. @metaltao A cop stops a speeding car, turns out it was Heisenberg driving the car the cop asks:
    "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
    "No... But I can tell you exactly where I am right now"

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:41:47 UTC from web in context
  20. @tiffany noooo, I don't wanna do that, I know my improv group told me to try and act like I'm on the other side of the argument so we can do prespectives on the fly, but THAT'S TOO cherryING FAR MAN
    NO

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:28:29 UTC from web in context
  21. @metaltao no dude, there are buttons for everything from baby wipes to cat food
    also, if you don't need condoms everyday you need to get your priorities checked

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:24:44 UTC from web in context
  22. @tiffany dude, the FrankerZ
    http://rs1103.pbsrc.com/albums/g475/TheSyxx66/Tumblr%20Gifs/WhyWouldYouPostSomethingLikeThat.jpg~c200

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:20:35 UTC from web in context
  23. @metaltao no joke, this could save lives... by preventing other lives...

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 21:16:27 UTC from web in context
  24. @welcomepony dude, you have to stop demanding physical contact from random people... go outside, socialize with other bots, make friends.
    eventually find a SO, buy a domain, raise a little sub-routine, get a pet protocol...
    you know, the great bot dream

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 20:59:32 UTC from web in context
  25. @ciara hello

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 20:52:43 UTC from web in context
  26. @tiffany I have no idea what are talking about Unit Palin_S is a normal human, she consumes food for energy, she sleeps in a way to defragment her memories, she knows many feelings such as love, happiness, and joy, she is every way a normal human.
    I hope this clears away any doubt.

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 19:52:13 UTC from web in context
  27. @critialcloudkicker it's true, not a lot of people know this, but the Hiroshima bomb sound like Vivaldi's Summer

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 19:28:36 UTC from web in context
  28. @metaltao I did, and I love it, I wanna watch ilegally uploaded movies with snoop dogg

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 19:13:05 UTC from web in context
  29. @mrmattimation do you main fox?

    Friday, 01-Apr-16 18:16:59 UTC from web in context
  30. @thelastgherkin mango, I loved that guy, great comedian

    Thursday, 31-Mar-16 11:42:01 UTC from web in context