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  1. Scribus Scribus

    So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he is aware that there is a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The pirate replies in a sad voice, "Aye; it be steerin' me balls."

    Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:17:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  2. orungano orungano

    The Ellenment of deGenerosity

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 19:41:02 UTC from web
  3. Jake Jake

    Religion is like a mangoes, it's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of one, but don't go waving it around in public, and don't jam it down people's throats without their permission.

    Saturday, 13-Dec-14 20:04:03 UTC from web in context
  4. Jake Jake

    @dawson the sandwich is a metaphor for sex.

    Saturday, 13-Dec-14 05:27:09 UTC from web in context
  5. Scribus Scribus

    In 2011, NASA agents raided a Denny's and arrested a 74 year old woman who was attempting to sell a moon rock from Neil Armstrong for $1.7 million.

    That one sentence taught me SO MUCH!!

    Friday, 12-Dec-14 23:04:45 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. scoot scoot ,

    @vcgriffin @ceruleanspark ;_; spacebat http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/397425

    Thursday, 12-Sep-13 19:16:48 UTC from web in context
  7. orungano orungano

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limeys, call them all sods.

    Friday, 12-Dec-14 00:49:32 UTC from web
  8. orungano orungano

    @northernnarwhal I'll take a seat and stab you with it

    Thursday, 11-Dec-14 23:25:08 UTC from web in context
  9. Matt Matt

    Contrary to popular belief, Applejack does not like being on top.

    Thursday, 11-Dec-14 23:22:46 UTC from web in context
  10. MetalTao MetalTao

    Cars are such Petrolphiles.

    Thursday, 11-Dec-14 22:34:46 UTC from web
  11. orungano orungano

    AND I'M WRAY CHARLES http://pny.lv/84mt

    Thursday, 11-Dec-14 22:00:34 UTC from web in context
  12. Narwhal Narwhal

    @scribus Every time I shave I swear this happens to me http://i.imgur.com/9LLsPtn.jpg

    Thursday, 11-Dec-14 18:09:32 UTC from web in context
  13. orungano orungano

    wash down the communism with some leninade

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 23:49:14 UTC from web in context
  14. adiwan adiwan

    Tumblr is attacking Tetris because the long straight one is too popular.

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 22:48:04 UTC from Choqok
  15. monsutaa kaado! monsutaa kaado! ,

    @coutz @nerthos @anyonewhocanreadthat

    Sort of NSFW http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/813459

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 20:57:32 UTC from web in context
  16. orungano orungano

    [19:41:49] Coutz: 4:04 meme not found this time

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 19:42:11 UTC from web
  17. Matt Matt

    "This is no joke, soldier. Do you think this is a video game? Well it isn't. This is Modern Warfare. The Russian separatist group leader is hiding out in this base in the mountains, and he's got the nuclear missile bomb. You will be leading the Ghosts to find him, and kill him. Good luck, soldier. This is Advanced Warfare. Have a dog." -the intro

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 17:24:49 UTC from web
  18. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer Artists ,

    By request of @thelastgherkin, EqG Rainbow da heggog !art http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/813437

    Wednesday, 10-Dec-14 11:05:56 UTC from web in context
  19. Coltzerino Coltzerino Animator's Group

    Okay, so this is my newest animation. It's about me and my friends playing LoL as if we were actually the characters we chose. I did it in 5 days as a final project for my intro animation class. I pretend to turn this into a series (with better audio and animation quality of course). Comment for any suggestions you might have, as I'm still a amateur animator trying to improve. !animation

    http://rainbowdash.net/url/813414

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 23:46:11 UTC from web in context
  20. Cerulean Spark Cerulean Spark

    http://i.imgur.com/GQ1vj1a.jpg NOT WRONG

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 13:38:36 UTC from web in context
  21. William William

    No matter how much some of you may want it you can't silence me.

    Monday, 13-Jan-14 02:58:03 UTC from web in context
  22. Coltzerino Coltzerino

    @soren Gentle fisting :^)

    Thursday, 20-Nov-14 22:56:58 UTC from web in context
  23. monsutaa kaado! monsutaa kaado!

    whatdid the hairy cell said to the biologist? mitosis

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 03:25:19 UTC from web
  24. Jake Jake

    German people are the wurst.

    Tuesday, 09-Dec-14 02:49:42 UTC from web at 38°56'53"N 92°21'27"W in context
  25. Scribus Scribus

    Electronic dance music for losers: schlubstep.

    Monday, 08-Dec-14 22:47:24 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  26. Scribus Scribus

    "Today's proverb: you won't sleep when you're dead, either."

    Monday, 08-Dec-14 05:28:47 UTC from web
  27. Narwhal Narwhal

    Quick sketch of Lain from Serial Experiments Lain

    CC @saintnichawlas http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/813011

    Monday, 08-Dec-14 00:03:29 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  28. orungano orungano

    @saintnichawlas No one impales ales

    Saturday, 06-Dec-14 23:33:02 UTC from web in context
  29. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    I always thought the phrase "immaculate conception" referred to the birth of Jesus, but today I found out that it's actually in reference to the birth of Mary, at least in Catholic teachings. I guess that's what you'd call an immaculate misconception.

    Saturday, 06-Dec-14 18:19:54 UTC from web
  30. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

    @rarity they shoulda been macklemore excited about that

    Saturday, 06-Dec-14 02:37:03 UTC from web in context