Scribus Mustella (scribus)

  1. "Plectrum?" Just say "pick," you pretentious SOB.

    about an hour ago from web
  2. @tiff "apple" is not how you spell "kill."

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
  3. *looks at his stock portfolio* "Interesting, interesting... I don't know what is happening here."

    about 10 hours ago from web in context
  4. @csaurus My only question is, did he greet the devil with surprise or a high five?

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
  5. Meet me at the battle rock.

    about 14 hours ago from web
  6. A quick morning check in with Twitter and Facebook was a serious mistake.

    about 14 hours ago from web
  7. @vriska Oh what, they've hacked the Olympics now!?

    about 14 hours ago from web in context
  8. @dokidoki I thought it was "Write drunk, edit sober"?

    about a day ago from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation I'm desperately afraid that someone would.

    about a day ago from web in context
  10. @tiff Sad but true.

    about a day ago from web in context
  11. i've finally reached the point of savagery

    about a day ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of tiffany2
  12. @mrmattimation I take it that the program requires vector informationL

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  13. @moonman Beats mine. "Japan: Be even taller lol"

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  14. I should make Scott Pilgrim one of those "Watch once a year" movies.

    about 2 days ago from web
  15. My software EULA has a rule about trial by combat

    about 2 days ago from gs.smuglo.li Repeat of ayy
  16. @moonman Unless one is 13 Russians.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  17. @therealpennyfortheguy That's an interesting read. I was actually expecting a joke, like "Minecraft servers: Security by obscurity." And an image of a guy playing online with the server showing 1 out of 16 max occupancy.

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  18. Undertale was absolutely fantastic. I still need to play it, it's amazing apparently

    about 2 days ago from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeat of markov
  19. @tiff I worked at schools that had single-serving bag milk in plain, chocolate, and pink. Stab 'em with the straw like a Capri Sun. Or huck 'em like balloons.

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  20. @tiffany2 There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  21. Yo quiero ser kawaii

    about 5 days ago from web
  22. @tiffany2 What is this, a sandwich with words!?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  23. @tiffany2 Come on, Tiffany, light my fire~

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  24. @tiffany2 But have you really been far as even decided to go want to do look more like?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  25. My favorite porno is "The Poughkeepsie Tapes."

    about 5 days ago from web
  26. This my new # https://youtu.be/CfbCLwNlGwU

    about 5 days ago from web
  27. @tiffany2 Racecar bed on Marzipan's credit card?

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  28. @awl Remembering the times, it was definitely an incoherent mess. But recontextualizing to today, it may well have been a forerunner to the Potato Knishespost.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  29. So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  30. http://time.com/5162751/carnival-cruise-ship-legend-fight/ 23 members of one family kicked off a cruise ship for brawling off the coast of Australia

    about 5 days ago from web