@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 4
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It's called clopping, dad
Thursday, 31-May-18 18:56:03 UTC from web -
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
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Oh look, there he goes; flying through the sky
Friday, 30-Mar-18 08:46:51 UTC from web -
@scribus I'm sorry.
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Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
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Dicks out for Ben Drowned
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 14:47:07 UTC from web -
What's up gamers, like and subscribe
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Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
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@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web -
Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web -
My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin
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Don't hate me cos you ate me
Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation What else do you do besides be a tub of papaya
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@dokidoki No, he was Luigi. http://rainbowdash.net/url/868280
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@tiff What the kiwi
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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
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@firestormdangerdash It's a new Pinkie Pie keychain http://rainbowdash.net/url/868014
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AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970
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This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
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@firestormdangerdash That means it's still safe for work, right?
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6 Anno Domini Nostri Luigi
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Start papayaing now and you could probably batcave dead on midnight. Start 2018 with a shameful covering of apple on your dominant hand
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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@mrmattimation If you were you today back then, some kind of weird time travel stuff has happened
