@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 5
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Star Wars:
Friday, 15-Dec-17 10:09:22 UTC from web -
Giddy up, Jingle Horse
Monday, 11-Dec-17 13:56:50 UTC from web -
Everyone else perished in the snow. The whole city is a crypt of ice, and we three are left to mourn... its frozen boooooones
Sunday, 10-Dec-17 10:35:53 UTC from web -
Take a look at my six inches, boys http://rainbowdash.net/url/865819
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Snow time!
Friday, 08-Dec-17 09:25:11 UTC from web -
If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're on Earth at the same time as Peestuck
Wednesday, 06-Dec-17 22:35:14 UTC from web -
The Bad Touch - Kidz Bop (Bloodhound Gang cover)
Monday, 04-Dec-17 10:18:54 UTC from web -
Deck the halls with anthro reindeers
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 09:51:56 UTC from web -
@tiff I can and I will
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@adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush
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I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you
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What a l̟̦̝̞̜͎o͡v̜e̗̻͎͟ly͕̖͍͇̣͖̻͝ C̢̧̛̰͓ẖ̡̳̹̱͇̞͚̰̜́͡r̷̫̣̺͖̗̝̹̀ͅi̱̩̥̯͙͞͞s̤̖̠͎̼͘ţ͉̺̥͔͉̳͉̰̀͢m̶҉̢͈̺̭͓̱̥a͖̺̪͉͢͟s̸̞̮̮̯̦̳̀͜ ̷̝̼̭̭̦̲͓Ẁ͍͙̼̮̼̼̕ͅr̷̢̢͈̞a҉͎̫̫͉͟i̸̢̗͍͖̻̖̺̬̦͜t͍͔͉̻͙̕͢h̷̵͚̟͡
Friday, 01-Dec-17 09:52:22 UTC from web -
If there's one thing I took away from the recent Pony finale it's that the Dazzlings are way too old to be in school
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I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"
Friday, 24-Nov-17 22:22:07 UTC from web -
Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2
Thursday, 23-Nov-17 13:20:36 UTC from web -
@thismightbeauser All right. How are you?
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"mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)
Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 10:05:43 UTC from web -
A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
An audience member shouted, " "Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 09:13:53 UTC from web -
@thismightbeauser Hi Widget
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Spinal hygiene
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 09:07:57 UTC from web -
"Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks
Monday, 20-Nov-17 08:09:50 UTC from web -
Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 23:26:48 UTC from web -
A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143
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Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134
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@adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130
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Justice League more like Justice Leave
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 19:32:38 UTC from web -
I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web -
@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000