Notices by Scribus (scribus) tagged totw

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#totw Scribus starts writing again, but everything he produces is goofy internet posts and rambling journal entries.

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#totw Star Swirl grows something like a second mane on his face. He finds it lends him a certain air of power and authority and adopts it as a lasting personal style.

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#totw Big Mac becomes Big PC

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#totw Minuette's mane and tail become sticky, goopy, drippy, oddly mint-scented, and sweet-tasting. It is discovered to have excellent cleaning properties.

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#totw Cranky D. Donkey grows hair again! . . . everywhere *but* on top of his head.

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#totw Mr. Breezy begins sneezing continuously. Not repeatedly, continuously. One very, very, very looooong sneeze.

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#totw rarity joins the icp and goes on a world tour

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#totw Aloe transforms into her namesake plant. She retains intelligence and mobility, and is hesitant to give up her new form and its many useful prehensile appendages. Lotus, however, becomes deeply disturbed at Aloe's frequent requests - "Feeeeed meeee......"

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#totw Snowflake can only speak in a falsetto to rival the Bee Gees.

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#totw Lyra grows hands! On all four of her limbs! But she stays quadrupedal!

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#totw Flim (or is it Flam?) is unable to say anything even remotely untruthful. Flam (Flim?), on the other hoof, is capable only of speaking is deception. Their sales pitches end up constantly contradicting one another, confusing their would-be marks. The only way that ponies can get a straight answer from them is to solve the logic puzzle presented by two such characters...

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#totw Filthy Rich begins to embody the first part of his name more than the second.

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#totw Nurse Redheart transforms into some kind of strange bipedal creature, mostly hairless save for a long, blond mane. She finds herself suddenly pursued by two small, black creatures with white faces and red noses. Even after her affliction is cured, their calls haunt her dreams: "Helloooooo, Nurse!"

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#totw Soarin loses his ability to taste sweet foods.

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#totw Time Turner begins to suffer from a dissociative identity disorder, believing himself to be an immortal extraterrestrial biological entity. The situation is compounded many times over when he discovers a group of internet users who believe and encourage him in his misguided belief.

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#totw Berry Punch is selling magazine subscriptions as part of her court-mandated detox/recovery program.

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#totw Myself - with #fineladies, a portable hole full of beer, and three other things. My hat, I guess. Two other. A pizza bush (that's a thing, right? I mean, magical talking pony world, right? pizza bush should be possible). And, uh. . . the internet.

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#totw Diamond Tiara, and I honestly don't care what she brings as long as she's stranded on a desert island.

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#totw Butts. <_<

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#totw Send spies into both enemy camps, sowing mistrust between our enemies, leading them to destroy each other Yojimbo-style.

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>Shining Armour: Make out with Blueblood. #totw

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#totw I wonder if ponies get their names upon birth, or if this is one of those cultures where they wait for the children to show personality, then give a fitting name?

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#totw All this time, we've been applying something resembling Earth law to this question. But we're talking about Equestria, here. What if she charges them with things like "hurting my feelings," "trivializing a pony's super-special talent," and "being a meanie-pants in the first degree?"

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#totw Trixie charges the mane six with "conspiracy to commit terrorist acts" and has them all arrested, stripped of their property and freedom, and detained indefinitely without trial on little-to-no actual evidence.

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#TOTW Possession with intent to sell.... ILLEGAL FRIENDSHIP!