Notices by Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony), page 2

  1. @adiwan Well now I am just reminded of that time this happened http://rainbowdash.net/url/875298 , haha :D

    ( The backstory to this is even more hilarious )

    Thursday, 07-Nov-19 12:30:25 UTC from web in context
  2. @scribus I blame you that I tumbled down a rabit hole and am now watching things like http://rainbowdash.net/url/875296 and contemplating the ethicacy of still calling such a thing ROB still.

    After all, if I removed your brain and replaced it with sufficiently adequate technology ( the likes we probably have in some 40 years if things go ahead as scheduled ), would you still be... Well, you know... a video game enthusiast ?

    Tuesday, 05-Nov-19 22:34:42 UTC from web in context
  3. @scribus Secret ant campaign ! http://rainbowdash.net/url/875295

    Tuesday, 05-Nov-19 18:29:12 UTC from web in context
  4. @adiwan Fans are gonna fan, untill something happens that makes them not want to be a fan anymore.

    I remember reading about some guy who had made a MCU-Wall, containing the DVD cover for every Marvel Superhero movie ever released, complaining about how he did not really like one particular movie but was still deadset on getting the thing for his wall since else his collection would be incomplete ( this was years ago )

    Extreme fans gonna extreme fan I guess.

    Hell, kinda reminds me of this 2 hour long thing of some guy who was harassing a movie critic on Discord for a debate for his opinion on a movie was SO WRONG he simply had to correct the narrative, or at least attempt to, it was a total fail and is probably one of the best examples of how to learn from other people's mistakes ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875292 ) Its quite humorous at times, but I am not sure if I can recommend it unless if you got 2 hours to waste.

    ( Such as when on CCTV monitor duty at work at night)

    Monday, 04-Nov-19 10:09:02 UTC from web in context
  5. Supplementary and hilarious video regarding Ross Marquand http://rainbowdash.net/url/875289

    Guess who he is voicing. Just saying. He probably knew a little boatload more about acting like Han Solo.

    Probably the Seawise Giant, the largest boat in the world after a quick google search.

    Do not take anything in this post/dash/rainbowpost serious or use it for anything other than a reason to smirk, laugh, or something like that.

    Saturday, 02-Nov-19 19:33:12 UTC from web
  6. @mrmattimation Didn't they say the same thing about the current president ?

    https://youtu.be/XvgnOqcCYCM?t=83

    Aging like milk that one is.

    But to adres what you said. It is not the fact that she is fighting someone who isn't on the ballot, It is that the other party picked a fight and lost in the most spectacular way. I hope you like seeing her on the debate stage ( even if she might not get any microphone time ). Remember who you have to thank for that, someone who has been an insider for YEARS.

    Friday, 01-Nov-19 01:02:33 UTC from web in context
  7. Well, my search of Overwatch vs Paladins led me through some weird hole that I am now sad that I never got to play Gigantic.

    Video that got me 'there' : http://rainbowdash.net/url/875285

    Thursday, 31-Oct-19 12:07:24 UTC from web
  8. Media today...

    "We are just going to edit an article changing the 'grooming' Russians to 'grooming' Republicans"

    ( 5 minutes later )

    "Oh no we got caught red handed... Damn you archiving sites !!!"

    source 1 ( Russia ) : http://archive.fo/4K5cX
    source 2 ( Republicans ) : http://archive.fo/3VPvm

    Yet these people ( Journalists as a broad stroke ) are wondering why the modern type of consumer is not buying what they are selling anymore. Well maybe it is because you can not even get a damn story straight.

    Saturday, 26-Oct-19 00:06:44 UTC from web
  9. @scribus http://rainbowdash.net/url/875279 ?

    Thursday, 24-Oct-19 20:49:25 UTC from web in context
  10. RIP E-sports 1972 - 2020 http://rainbowdash.net/url/875278

    It was fun while it lasted.

    Open the floodgates for the normies I guess.

    Bazinga and all that jazz.

    Some humming

    This is why I DRIIIIIINK !!!

    Wednesday, 23-Oct-19 22:15:09 UTC from web in context
  11. @adiwan Oh hey if you can get over the thicc accent this is a nice review. If I did not have a pile of those things lying round I would get one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875277

    Wednesday, 23-Oct-19 21:44:25 UTC from web in context
  12. Someone just sat me down so I could watch http://rainbowdash.net/url/875274 .

    TMW you do not know if you should actually laugh out loud or not, who knows the person showing it to you was a devout CAD.

    He wasn't tho. I got to empty a bucket of laugh right then and there. Boy I tell you, that was a tense moment tho. I was not sure how much cropped up laughed my bucket would hold before overflowing.

    Monday, 21-Oct-19 12:02:22 UTC from web
  13. @scribus Well, if I cut out all the nasty, it is not that nasty... ( wow, that might be the dumbest thing I have ever said )

    But just think of the most stereotype "Hardcore Christian, hardcore recycle, 'My opinion is better than anyone elses'-spouting, knitting needles toting" mom you can think of.

    Well, yeah, in that light it does not sound bad. Untill either of the following happens ;

    A : Little Timmy discovers the Internet ( and search engines )

    B : Vaccination rollout day at school ( because that is not a hot button topic in the modern world )

    C : Little Timmy is not happy with the thick sheep-wool socks he got for his birthday ( Since Little Timmy wanted a NINTENDO SIXTYFOUR ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875271 ) )

    Friday, 18-Oct-19 23:59:11 UTC from web in context
  14. @adiwan Poor woman. On the brighter side of things I guess that I just won a bet with someone.

    I think it went like "Oh man there is NO WAY that famous people can take so much selfies that they compromise their own security" "Wanna bet something like that happens before 2020 ?" "Oh you're on"

    Also we may have been talking about this before http://rainbowdash.net/url/875261

    Then again I am talking about a conversation that happened, what ? 4 years ago ?

    Friday, 11-Oct-19 12:55:10 UTC from web in context
  15. I just saw the thing and the first thing I googled did not let me down. Image inserted here.

    "But it was revealed the 20th of last month"

    Yeah but I was busy doing LITTERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. Apple is a joke http://rainbowdash.net/url/875248

    Thursday, 03-Oct-19 23:35:32 UTC from web
  16. @scribus I technically have. No it was not shot on camera, but here is an incident of what happened prior. Oddly enough noone thought to up security around him for some reason

    https://youtu.be/uocDk3Ydhkg?t=25

    I happened to be in the Netherlands when he was killed. He would have been voted the Prime Minister if he would have lived through the election process because enough people still voted for him even though he was dead.

    For normal civilian life nothing happened that day which was out of the ordinary.

    Meanwhile a friend of mine lived through the 2016 Turkish coup d'etat attempt while being in Ankara. Which was frightning for ALL the reasons you could think of.

    "Ohh, tanks are too big for pedestrian roads, wait hold on, ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US !"

    Thursday, 03-Oct-19 18:17:40 UTC from web in context
  17. @scribus I think I kinda see what you mean, but in the same breath it was not Twitter that got scrutinized after a certain madman besmirched one of my favourite Initial D songs somewhere over in New Zealand. Those were 8Chan, Kiwifarms, Facebook, Discord and 9gag.

    Actually Discord is having a really double reason there.

    Not to mention that there are enough people around that hate the Twitter Verified Blue Checkmark ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875246 ) seeing it as a "blue pill" or "Loony Lefty approved club"

    It is actually that specific part where I think you are wrong when you say "Twitter is a single ecosystem. There are no groups," ( @mrmattimation @notice/5464941) . But you are right in that it's like a cocktail party with everyone, there is no structural division. Just a battle over who has the most trending hashtag. Unless if you want to count popularism and realize that if you are a nobody with the greatest thing to say, you will still be ignored.

    Thursday, 03-Oct-19 11:00:34 UTC from web in context
  18. Oh no, Steam lied to me about the installation/download time. Either that or it did not go up while I was playing a game.

    Wait, that was not on ? [ uploads PNG ] that thing in yellow. I guess that means it is on a per-install basis and not on a per-account basis.

    Thanks a lot Steam. I mean it is not like the game which I was playing, which was Oxygen Not Included ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875243 ) requires ANYTHING from the internet or the hard-drive. Seen as the only thing it really requires is a CPU and RAM, like a cutesie version of Dwarf Fortress, in space ! :D http://rainbowdash.net/url/875244

    Thursday, 03-Oct-19 00:56:07 UTC from web
  19. @mrmattimation Why wait ? get your warm feelz today http://rainbowdash.net/url/875242

    That is the trumptwitterarchive

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 21:10:17 UTC from web in context
  20. Why are people in that twitter thread sharing a picture of the 1972 election and treating it like a victory ? ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875240 )

    I mean if it is a quip about how Trump is a crook then they pretty much say 25% of the people inside of the U.S.A. to be stupid ( 56% of America voted, out of which roughly half voted for Trump ).

    You garner no good will with those people, and you want those people to NOT vote Trump in 2020. So that is pretty much the equivallent of a 12 year old throwing a temper tantrum going "YOU'RE WRONG !"

    But hey, I can see their point. But there was a smart and a stupid way to go about it from my perspective. and... "She chose, poorly" ( I kinda thought a Last Crusade quote would fit well, seeing I think the Democrats should rally before they actually become responsible for a Orange-inspired 2nd term )

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 17:12:29 UTC from web in context
  21. @scribus I'm sorry, I did not know.

    does a little digging

    I assume you mean http://rainbowdash.net/url/875239

    Hmm, interesting. Well it is mostly red, no denying there. We know why all those little districts are red too, so he is not wrong. But we ALSO know that Hillary got the popular vote in about 65,853,514 vs 62,984,828. So if nothing else it's just party grand standing, like an echo chamber.

    TL;DR : Keep calm, carry on, also laugh whenever you spot people trying to subvert your version of reality by showing you how THEY think the world works. Laugh them right in their stupid face.

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 16:59:47 UTC from web in context
  22. @thelastgherkin Why do I have to think of this thing now ? ( 10 second clip from Spaceballs ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875237

    Probably the "grand overlord" part which makes it sound funny.

    Wednesday, 02-Oct-19 13:36:45 UTC from web in context
  23. Ohh, got a hunch and guess what I found at the back of my closet. There is a reason why I hoard useful stuff. It's actually a "couteau à pizza", which I guess gives away its original design plan by the person who designed it. But I used it for cheese mostly ( I do not eat a lot of Pizza, though it works like a dream on the crust. Way better than the Borderland 2 Psycho Pizza-thing, no contest ).

    I guess I probably break some law of recursive functions by using a utensil the wrong way in the correct way that was designed wrongly by stealing an idea from abbey monks. Ohkay I have NO idea how to untangle that.

    Reason why I forgot about my first one ? It got kinda blunt, so I took it with me to some Renaissance faire thingie so I could ask a blacksmith-like person how to proper sharpen it when he gave me some 60 Euro's for it. HAH, like I am going to say no to that.

    Oh right, I am spouting exposition again arn't I ? Apologies.

    Also #'leth http://rainbowdash.net/url/875234

    Monday, 30-Sep-19 23:04:36 UTC from web
  24. @drinkingpony CAN do a Nelson-laugh, CAN !. But I won't since the whole ordeal has not been "ha-ha" funny in over 2 years now.

    I mean I forgot the name of the city/municipality but that whole Antifa block where the major and the sherrif/police are in on it and it caused more than a bakers dozen of 'broken noses'.

    If I have to point a turning point of 'ha-ha' into 'honk' or 'oh my god how terrible' it would have been that one.

    Oh right, an example of 'honk' would be http://rainbowdash.net/url/875232 - Washingtontimes - Cannibalism: Scientist says eating humans could save earth. That being only a low tier-'honk'. Most actual 'honk'-ness is SUPER polarising stuff I would not dream to post about.

    And now I have said 'honk' so many times the word has gone weird on me.

    Monday, 30-Sep-19 17:38:43 UTC from web in context
  25. @adiwan Oh wow, I saw that video about 2 hours ago without context.

    Oddly, even though now I know just how tragic of an accident this was. My reaction is pretty much still akin to this http://rainbowdash.net/url/875229

    Sunday, 29-Sep-19 09:29:55 UTC from web in context
  26. @scribus Yes, and with good reason. The sheer amount of firearms present in the America's pretty much requires all police officers to have a good training for every possible what if scenario. Just for metermaids alone there is a 6 hour long training every quarter/halfyear just to go over 'what would you do if'-training.

    Whereas in most parts of Western Europe you live really closely together, even in the inner cities apparently to population density ( so getting help is seemingly a lot easier by, Idunno, simply screaming for help ) and the amount of officers that get hurt/injured on the job is rivaling that of librarians. That includes paper-cuts by the way.

    Also for some reason I am now reminded of https://youtu.be/p1sxc3V0lzQ . I guess I know why, kinda. Still a fun RLM vid to watch :)

    Friday, 27-Sep-19 21:02:37 UTC from web in context
  27. @mrmattimation Yes, you are right, the point was offensive jokes.

    Then again, I read your comic thing. I dare to bet on a day of soberness that where I set the bar for what is and is not funny might as well be on a different pane of existence compared to where you put the bar. That is if we were to estimate the distance between the 2 proverbial bars.

    For instance, example in 10 seconds : http://rainbowdash.net/url/875220

    Then again he also did this so he is pretty much also my hero : http://rainbowdash.net/url/875221

    So, ehmm, yeah, for comedy to return to the way it used to be to a time before offensive jokes were not immediatly followed by an unironic round of legitimate twitter hatred. My guess is to go ask Louis CK and David Chapelle.

    I do not quite think the world is ready to separate the art from the artist again anyway.

    Thursday, 26-Sep-19 22:40:11 UTC from web in context
  28. "If this phonecall is so damning then why did he even release the transcript, only an idiot would do that"

    4 seconds later

    "Like he is the only person that does something so bad, right out there in the open that it makes YOU question, on whether it is actually bad"

    "Right ?"

    Au-contraire, Trevor Noah, I absolutely know it is bad. I mean. I remember the shill words you did for Battlefield V, Tre-Five-Or. ( watch these 25 seconds right here if you want context : http://rainbowdash.net/url/875219 ... Watch the whole thing if you can stand a ranting New Yorker for about 40 minutes. Is it worth it ? I'd say yes )

    Tre5or goes on : "it has become somewhat of a political Rorschach test, where Democrats and republicans see what they want to see, it be either a smoking gun, or something to prove innosence. Yet they voted 100-0 on it. ... I think that a guy in a fish costume is WAY better suited as explanation than Tre5or.

    I miss Jon Steward so much T_T

    Thursday, 26-Sep-19 11:12:00 UTC from web
  29. @scribus I am sorry, I can only seem to think about this now .

    Warning : Pretty sure my strict aunt would classify that as either NSFW or "weirdo internet batcave" ( which is by her definition NSFW ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875218

    Thursday, 26-Sep-19 10:59:35 UTC from web in context
  30. Guide to modern movie criticism

    1 : Say movie is great

    2 : Invalidate everyone's opinion who does not like the movie and mention that "Your opinion is all subjective anyway"

    3 : "You probably have not seen the movie anyway, but if you actually have, then do not go see the next one"

    There, just saved you about an hour, now you do not need to go see http://rainbowdash.net/url/875215 ( Network 1901, DaleKnows, MenAreRuiningStarWars ). Oh I also cut out all the sexist pingas.

    Wednesday, 25-Sep-19 09:19:35 UTC from web